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May 17, 2006 Results
  Hosted By: Chad
 
  Players: 8 (Bob, Dan, Jay, Megann, Tom, Chad, Vance and Craig)
 
  Run Down:
    1. Rob
    2. Chad
    3. Dan
    4. Craig
    5. Vance
    6. Megann
    7. Jay
    8. Tom
 
  Best Hand: Sevens full of Fours (Tom)
 
  Winning Hand: Pair of Threes
 
  Head Count:
    Bob 5 (Chad, Dan, Craig, Megann and Tom)
    Craig 1 (Vance)
    Vance 1 (Jay)
 
  Quotes of the Game: "Ass to mouth." (Nearly everyone)
                                   "Ass to reality." (Vance and Tom in unison)
                                   "Grandma Ferrel in-between bouts of whittling." (Tom)
                                   "I know you are a teacher but you do teach special kids." (Tom)
                                   "Balls in her mouth sells McLouth." (Chad)
                                   "Labes in her mouth sells McLouth." (Vance)
                                   "We're two pumps and a donkey punch away." (Vance)
                                   "If you buy a car I will stop raping this beagle." (Tom)
                                   "Ball squats." (Tom)
                                   "I want a Saucer Burger and a fucking blow job for my friend." (Vance)
                                   "What angers you Vance?" (Megann)
                                   "When you said that strippers are people." (Vance)
                                   "Rub it Bob, rub it." (Dan)
                                   "Touch it..." (Vance)
                                   "Neeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaah...." (Jay)
                                   "It makes me want to lick the inside of his mouth." (Megann)
                                   "Its for the people that don't think strippers are people, people." (Vance)
                                   "Mmmmm the deviled egg plant." (Jay)
                                   "I like being screwed but I would have been super screwed." (Megann)
                                   "... by three black homeless guys..." (Tom)
                                   "... and one mexican." (Chad)
                                   "Full Metal Taint." (Chad)
                                   "Insert here." (Chad)
                                   "Its like a bottle return it takes some time to read the UPC code." (Chad)
                                   "Takes it in and then spits some money out at you." (Vance)
                                   "Those things smell bad." (Vance)
                                   "I do not smell bad." (Megann)
                                   "Clearly I married an idiot." (Megann)
                                   "Why are you blowing that at my cock?" (Chad)
                                   "So I can taste it there later." (Megann)
                                   "Takes it like a fat lady's asshole." (Chad)
                                   "You got some nice cleavage working there." (Dan)
                                   "Craig has a hairy asshole on his chest." (Bob)
                                   "Ferrel write that down you fuck!" (Chad)
                                   "That's me I'm fat and gifted." (Craig)
                                   "You want to feel squishy, I'll give you something squishy." (Craig)